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The three Paddys
Hkb Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:53 pm
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman all go to an amusement park, they see a slide so they decide to go on it. Before they went on it, a man said that when your going down the slide, make a wish and you will land in it at the bottom. Paddy Englishman went down the slide and yelled out "GOLD!!!" and landed in gold, Paddy Scotsman went down the slide and yelled out "SILVER!!!" and landed in silver and Paddy Irishman went down the slide and was having so much fun that he yelled out "WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" and he landed in.... Lol I think you know 
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, and Paddy Irishman are all builders working on a bridge. Paddy Englishman opens his lunch-box and says, "If I get one more tuna sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." Paddy Scotsman opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." Paddy Irishman then says, "If I get one more egg sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The next day, all three get the same lunch, all three jump off the bridge, and all three die. At their funeral, the Englishman's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like tuna." The Scotsman's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like ham." The Irishman's wife says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches. Lol
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, and Paddy Irishman are all builders working on a bridge. Paddy Englishman opens his lunch-box and says, "If I get one more tuna sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." Paddy Scotsman opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." Paddy Irishman then says, "If I get one more egg sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The next day, all three get the same lunch, all three jump off the bridge, and all three die. At their funeral, the Englishman's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like tuna." The Scotsman's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like ham." The Irishman's wife says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches. Lol
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Re: The three Paddys
Nat The Random Person Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:08 am
The Irishman is Funny, and great for confusing people 
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Re: The three Paddys
wickedsnitchofthewest Wed May 21, 2008 10:21 pm
poor paddy irishman. well, if you add the jokes results together, at least the bugs won't bother his body after death. the WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! will smell pretty bad.
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Spottedleaf-BoomShakaLaka Fri May 23, 2008 7:42 pm
LOL XDwickedsnitchofthewest wrote:poor paddy irishman. well, if you add the jokes results together, at least the bugs won't bother his body after death. the WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! will smell pretty bad.
new quote xD
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Spottedleaf-BoomShakaLaka Sun May 25, 2008 1:34 pm
roflmbo
THE WHEEEEEEE!!! will smell pretty bad xD!!
THE WHEEEEEEE!!! will smell pretty bad xD!!
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Re: The three Paddys
Spottedleaf-BoomShakaLaka Sun May 25, 2008 4:20 pm
REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY
BAD!!
What if WHEEEEEEEE!! and Seawater attracts the fish and other animals and incects!?
@_________@
Lets think about that.
BAD!!
What if WHEEEEEEEE!! and Seawater attracts the fish and other animals and incects!?
@_________@
Lets think about that.
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Spottedleaf-BoomShakaLaka Mon May 26, 2008 9:32 pm
i shouldnt do these things at night o3o
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